funny things you find on the web

Real Courtroom Quotes here

# Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?"
# Witness: "By death."
# Lawyer: "And by whose death was it terminated?"

* Accused, Defending His Own Case: "Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?"

The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.