Friday, October 01, 2004

Because All Politics is Local

The Official Larry Bernard choices off the Sarasota County Sample Ballot

Seen here

President/Vice President
George W. Bush/Dick Cheney

United States Senator
Mel "I didn't Bring Terrorists to Tampa" Martinez

US House-District 13
Jan "Not Katherine Harris" Schneider

State Senate-23rd District
Charles Manhart-Because the democrats were to chicken to nominate some one and i am still a small l libertarian-

State House District 69
William "Bill" Van Allen Jr. -Libertarian, Guy i know personally, and the democrats were wusses here to-

County Commissioner District 5
Write In -Larry Bernard- I mean why not, no one else had the stones to run

Hospital Board at large seat district 3
Jim Toale: Because his family owns a funeral home, and i work for the Hospital Board ( indirectly) and i think they need an Undertaker

State Supreme Court Justice Bell
NO

State Supreme Court Justice Cantero III
NO

District Court Judge Canady
NO

District Court Judge Kelly
NO

District Court Judge Northcutt
NO

District Court Judge Villanti
NO

District Court Judge Wallace
No

12th Circuit Court
Susan Chapman, not related to our corrupt States Atty

State Constitutional Amendment 1-Parental Consent for Abortions
No-Right to privacy used to be sacrostant in florida law, lets keep it that way

Amendment 2-Setting a reasonable time to put forward these amendments
Yes


Amendment 3-Limiting contengiency Lawsuits
No-Because i might actually want to be able to sue some one some day in florida for a medical snafu

Amendment 4-Slot machines in Miami/Dade Paramutuals
Yes-More gambling

Amendment 5-Florida Minimum Wage
NO-Minimum Wage kills jobs

Amendment 6-"You really didn't want that high speed rail did you?"
No-Its a boondogle, but thats because the state screwed it up. That doesn't mean we should undo a good idea-

Amendment 7-Patients right to know about adverse medical incidents
Yes-we need more exposure of this crap-

Amendment 8-Malpractice three strikes, and your out of a job

ABSOLUTELy yes

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