LiveJournal Username Spaceship Name Spaceship Size VW Bug Sedan Jet Fighter Fishing Yacht Tractor-Trailer Attack Submarine Nuclear Missile Submarine Aircraft Carrier Queen Mary Luxury Liner Manhattan How is the spaceship piloted? Yoke Stick As above, plus plenty of two-pole switches and buttons that light up when pressed Touch screens There's one guy with a joystick in each hand, and we all just watch him Neural interface A full-body harness The pilot must be suspended in goo Some inscrutible alien attached to the ship does it Rock Music Marvin Gaye's Sexual Piloting The main control is a teddy bear; piloting is by strategically hugging it Passive-aggressive banter with ship's computer The Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to go Thinking really hard about the destination How is the spaceship powered? Fission Fusion Antimatter Irradiating Crystals Rock Music Coal-fired Steam Wood-burning Steam Gasoline Love Forcing two people who can't stand each other to make out on the bridge Baby seals Smiles Dimensional Anomaly By feeding the alien creature that's the engine Sexual Frustration Earl Gray Tea Milk Water Garbage Tickling a member of an alien species while it's hooked up to the reactor Ostrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills What's the upholstery like on the seats? Hard Plastic Soft Plastic Cloth Upholstery Leather Upholstery Cloth like a Louis XIV Couch That gel stuff they put on bike seats Beanbag chairs Inflatable chairs Vinyl Baby Seal Brushed Aluminum How do you see outside the spaceship? Portholes Large, hopefully sturdy windows Big flat screen Holographic projector in center of bridge Small screens near each station Wristwatch TVs The power of imagination The computer narrates like a movie for the blind The computer sings an Australian songline What's the spaceship's primary purpose? Pleasure Exploration Combat Cargo Hauling Garbage Disposal Science Agriculture Raw Materials Extraction Transportation Communications Smuggling Gambling Spreading Love and Happiness Rock Music Other What's the Captain's catchphrase? Main Weapon System: Rock Music Main Defensive System: Energy Shield Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments Voice of the ship's computer: bigkevn Finds mandatory uniform unflattering: emeraldstar Looks sexy in mandatory uniform: bigkevn Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform: genjadeshade Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker: genjadeshade
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