I am loathe normally to talk about Paris Hilton

I mean, lets face it... the woman is the avatar of Skank. We've known that for some time. But it seems Paris has outdone even herself... and that takes some work

Paris Hilton had sex with her new boyfriend in a portable toilet, it has been claimed. The hotel heiress is alleged to have got hot and steamy with new lover Greek shipping tycoon Stavros Niarchos in the unlikely love den at an exclusive Hollywood party.

uuuuuuhhhhhh

I'm at a loss of words on this one