The Minnesota Daily hits it out of the park

With this editorial say what you wanted about Hippie Classic It wasn't this nuts

Silly protesters.

Now, I will admit it was an impressive march Wednesday. I showed up to watch a couple of dozen high nincompoops drone on about the pros of feminist-Marxist socialism, and I found a couple of hundred high nincompoops drone on about the pros of feminist-Marxist socialism.

All the species of half-wit Cindy Sheehan supporters came to the march. I think the entire gay-lesbian-bisexual-transgender-asexual-trisexual-hypersexual community had a cameo, rainbow-striped flags and all. The Socialist Alternative bunch were preaching about the need for free public health care out of one side of their mouth and puffing on a Marlboro out of the other. As I walked through the fog of black leather and cigarette smoke, I discovered that even Minneapolis’ 40-year-old burnouts joined the fun.

but my personal favorite grapeshot is right here

To simplify it for those who haven’t caught on yet, here is the fundamental liberal idea about the war: Honor our fallen by abandoning the cause they died for. This is the fundamental liberal idea about medicine: Guarantee the same physical health to both Richard Simmons and the 500-pound, walking walrus chain smoker. This is the fundamental liberal idea about job creation: The government should provide them.